Roast Landing Page 🔥

Made by @zaidmukaddam

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Landing page about to be roasted

6/10

It's as if Helvetica had a baby with a spreadsheet and called it "design."

I've had more exciting experiences watching paint dry. With all the white space, it's a miracle the text doesn't get lonely. How about we add some visuals that actually celebrate the 'unlocking insights from images' instead of just saying it?

Roasted Pointers:

  1. The color palette is like a diet of water and rice cakes – technically functional but desperately crying out for some flavor.
  2. That chat interface seems to have taken minimalist inspiration from a ghost town – are tumbleweeds included with every chat?
  3. The value proposition could use a dash of excitement; it reads like the side effects section of a medication pamphlet.
  4. The feature icons are about as engaging as a dial tone – they could use a visual pick-me-up to build a connection.
  5. The “Made for you” section suddenly makes me miss those targeted ads that think I'm interested in Alpaca farming. Can we get some personal touch here?